Justice Parry through his recent, courageous and forward seeking decision to put 48 female whiners and complainers in their place can only be given the due he deserves. With full knowledge that all the lefties, some righties, men and women of all shapes and colours would find fault with his independent, long thought out and incredibly humourous exaggerations that he used in order to calm the ever complaining masses. This award has of course been named after another giant of jurisprudence, Robert Reilly, who pioneered the advanced technique of dismissing witness credibility based upon zero evidence presented on the matter. Now of course Robert Reilly was a mere piker compared to Justice Craig Parry but innovators sometimes have to begin small. Both gentlemen have surmounted the tightly constrained and impeded bounds of logic, fact and reason with their obviously male talent of foresight, psychic vision and mind reading capabilities far in advance of their peers, their critics, and humanity in general.
This award known as the RR DUMBASS could easily have been mistaken for the name of their joint pleasure yacht the SS DUMBASS but for the foresight of Mr. Reilly's parents' naming abilities. It is rumoured that they too were giants in their fields as well. Clearly the apple does not fall far from the tree and Mr. Reilly's legal exploits are as equally balanced as his bicycle riding we are advised. Further praise and public recognition may be forthcoming for both gentlemen at the planned festivities outside the Elmira Waste Water Treatment Plant this Saturday at 11 am. All are welcome although sore losers and complainers will be met with Waterloo Region's finest batons and pepper spray.
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